What a hoot!

Today was a hoot.

I found out the kid's college tuition starts two months earlier than I thought. I had a wicked screaming breakdown on the back deck with the ex.

Went to lunch. Drank. Replaced my blow dryer that caught on fire yesterday. Will be returning the new blow dryer tomorrow, found out it cost $300.00 not the $30.00 I thought. Bought a new lip gloss. Am having a Weeds marathon. Bought the new Dean Koontz book.

Have been exercising and eating right. Have gained 3 lbs. Put on sun screen, went swimming and got a lovely sunburn patch on my back. Got stung by a wasp TWICE in the span of 1 minute. Saw a dog that had a Mohawk. Stepped in dog crap and not even from my dogs.

Yep, this is some day. And yet, I have laughed about most of it. I think today I qualify to be the bug and life is the windshield.