What I have learned from puppies.

What I have learned from puppies.

1. Go full steam ahead. Sleep is for sissies.
2. Dumping over your water bowl twelve times in a row never gets old.
3. You can indeed inhale dirt clods before the adult can rip it out of your mouth.
4. Why walk in a straight line when a zig zag pattern will for sure bring someone down.
5. Why chew on $150.00 dollars worth of dog toys when the kid so nicely leaves down the very expensive blazer that he received as a Christmas gift. The one his mother saved for months to buy.
6. Falling up the stairs is just as fun as falling down the stairs.
7. White dog bones are for sure out to disembowel small defenseless puppies and must be barked at repeatedly whenever we see them. Even if it is the same dog bone that has been laying in the same spot FOREVER.
8. The first, second, third, 100th NO are meant for someone else, even if they are looking directly at you and using your name.
9. No matter what toy I pick up it will be the older dogs FAVORITE OF ALL HIS TOYS toy and a small war will break out 16 times a hour. As soon as he gets HIS FAVORITE OF ALL HIS TOYS toy back, he will immediately become uninterested in it and walk away.
10. Puppies are cute, so you don't kill them.