Searing off my retinas

Tomorrow starts my first, on my own, remodeling project.

The giant tv that has resided in my kitchen FOR TWO WHOLE YEARS, will finally be placed on the wall in my bedroom. What makes this even sadder, is the fact that I didn't want the tv in the first place.

The ex did. Maybe that should have been the first clue that some was wrong in my marriage, but I was oblivious. I don't watch that much tv in bed. I do however, play on my computer and read my blogs in bed, but the tv not so much.

Now it will be different. First off, this tv is HUGE. I will be able to see every show from the moon. When I lay in bed, it will feel like the actors are actual HUMAN SIZE. I will be scared.

Of course this is not stopping me from installing the thing. Mostly because for the last two years, I have had a giant hole in the wall awaiting the tv. The ex never could quite finish the job. He could start and then just drift on to something else, leaving the first job half done and a giant mess.

Since I have to have a tv, I am also installing a dvr. I think my tv's should work a little harder than they do. So now they will need to go out and FIND my tv shows and BRING THEM BACK TO ME.

So, if all goes according to plan, and let's face it, this is my life we are talking about, SO THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, on Saturday I will be watching actual human size people solving crimes right in my bedroom and searing off my retinas. Good times are coming.